An unquestionable requirement concern for Pakistani Sports Minister …first Squash, then Hockey and now in Cricket …pakistan is debasing in each round of game …at this time, their is no single brandish, in which Pakistan holds his rank …it intends their is no expert athelit in Pakistan ..It additionally implies that much the same as poor quality of Pakistan Film Industry (Lollywood), Pakistan Sports likewise come to be 'lolly … Polly'
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India and Pakistan group accomplishments
What did the observer miss at what time he headed off to the latrine?
The whole Innings of both groups.
Where do batsmen of both perform there best?
In Advertisements.
At what time might bowlers have 100 runs against their name?
At the time they are playing.
What is the most capable type of footwork showed by batsmen fromm both nation?
The walk back to the structure.
The most effective method to expand the possibilities of both groups playing out the whole 50 overs?
Attempt giving them two innings in the first place, then attempt three et cetera.
What is the Pakistani and Indian form of a cap trap?
3 runs in 3 balls
What is the tallness of hope ?
Inzi and Tendulakr turning out to bat applying sunscreen on his front side.
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Telephone Call for Inzi:
Pakistan Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
Wife :"Can I converse with Inzi, this is his wife."
Pakistan Team Manager:"sorry, he is only stepping up to the plate"
Wife:"no Problem Manager, I will Hold on"
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Separation Court Scene :
The Judge (J.) asks the young lady (Lg):
Notwithstanding that your folks are getting separated would you like to exist
with your mummy?
Lg – No, my mummy beats me.
J. – Well then, I figure you need to exist with your daddy.
Lg – No, my daddy beats me as well.
J. – Well then, who would you like to exist with?
Lg – I need to exist with the Pakistan or Indian Cricket crew, they never
beat anyone !!!
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